I twisted the door knob and entered my study. The repugnant smell of sweat and rotting apples slapped me in the face, reminding me to open the windows. A bare light bulb provided light in the night - when even if it was on, two other lamps were thankfully relied on to provide illumination. The slightly warped wooden windows were dotted with green fungi on the outside, its edges cloudy and cobwebbed. Swinging it open, I unleashed a deafening whine from its rusting brass hinges. A petite desk, at most 50 by 30 centimeters, sat in a corner, just by a door. Overwhelmed with stacks of laptops, masks and books, it shrouded its modernistic finish of glass, wood and dark metal. Hastily stuffed in its pigeon-holes were piles of bags and broken gadgets. A rarely used keychain, made of coarse plastic shaped in a honeycomb with a name scratched on it by a 215-degree nozzle, held three keys, labelled “Random Cupboard 1”, “Random Cupboard 2”, and “Random Cupboard 3”. ...